Jonah and the whale

  
Jonah was a man who got a word from the Lord:
- Go and preach the Gospel to the sinful land!
But he got on a ship and he tried to get away and he ran into a storm in the middle of the sea.
Now the Lord, He made the waves just roll so high, the ship begin to sink and they all begin to cry, so they pulled old Jonah out of the hole and they jumped him in the water just to lighten up the load.
Now the Lord made a whale, long and wide:
- Lord, Lord, waddnat a fish?
And he swallowed up Jonah, hair and hide
- Lord, Lord, waddnat a fish?
Huuummm, Lord! Huuummm, Lord!
Now Jonah started to pray in the belly of the whale:
- Lord, Lord, wasn't that a fish?
He repented of his sins like a man in jail:
- Lord, Lord, waddnat a fish?,
Huuummm, Lord! Huuummm, Lord!
Now Jonah must o’ been a bad man, he must o’ been a sinner:
- Lord, Lord, waddnat a fish?
'Cos when the whale got him down, he didn’t like his dinner:
- Lord, Lord, waddnat a fish?
Huuummm, Lord! Huuummm, Lord!
Well, he swum around the ocean, sick as he could be:
- Lord, Lord, wasn't that a fish?
And after three days, whoops, he had to set him free:
- Lord, Lord, wasn't that a fish?
Huuummm...
So the whale spit Jonah out onto dry land:
- Lord, Lord, waddnat a fish
And he went on to preaching like a righteous man:
- Lord, Lord, waddnat a fish?
Then the people quit their sins when they heard him in the town:
- Lord, Lord, waddnat a fish?
So when you hear the call, don’t you turn the Gospel down:
- Lord, Lord, wasn't that a fish?
Hum?